Gay marriage is legal in 4 states, having sex with a horse is legal in 27, this says something about the what the world is becoming.
27 states, what
Who the fuck has sex with a horse?! gay marriage should be accepted in all over the world
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
(via 3tequila-floor)
| English Commentators: | he runs up and he makes the goal. What a nice goal that was. |
| Hispanic Commentators: | corre al gol, lo va a patear yyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL!!!!!......QUE GOLAZOOOOO!!!! |
I have just realized my relationship with bands is like the relationship the squirrel has with the nut in ice age
(via nicolemerrick)
When you start to laugh while drinking something:
Expectation:
Reality:
(Quelle: goo.gl, via keeping-life-real)
| Teacher: | C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade! |
| Student: | I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore |
Ich möchte alles mit Käse überbacken. Pizza, Nudeln, Steaks, mein Leben.
(Quelle: mistfinger, via zu-cool-fuer-liebe)
